This Is Priceless
So 52% of the 16% of voters that approved the smoking ban are ecstatic they can go to their favorite bar/club now and get wrecked on Jager without feeling the effects of second hand smoke. Until they walk outside. That is hilarious!
I went to 6th street Saturday night with a few friends from out of town. We were in a bar that had a line to get in so all the smokers were crowded around the exit to make sure they could get back in after smoking their cigarette and not have to wait in a 20 minute line. As my friends and I left the bar, we were hit by a literal cloud of smoke hanging infront of the exit. At least ten people were huddled together close to the exit hotboxing their cigarettes as quickly as possible. I'm a smoker and I almost choked coming outside. There was probably enough smoke in that little walk from the exit to the street to be compared to me smoking a full cigarette with a 2x2x2 box sealed around my head. AWESOME job the smoking ban is doing, haha.
I wonder what the difference in second hand smoke inhilation is when you compare the group of military guys crowded in line behind me, waiting to get into The Dizzy Rooster, puffing down their Camel Wides 2 weeks ago, and the blonde, sorority girl trying to hide her cigarette from prospective husbands, as she carefully drags it right next to me inside Chugging Monkey 2 years ago. I don't think I coughed either time. Jessica 1, second hand smoke 0.
I went to 6th street Saturday night with a few friends from out of town. We were in a bar that had a line to get in so all the smokers were crowded around the exit to make sure they could get back in after smoking their cigarette and not have to wait in a 20 minute line. As my friends and I left the bar, we were hit by a literal cloud of smoke hanging infront of the exit. At least ten people were huddled together close to the exit hotboxing their cigarettes as quickly as possible. I'm a smoker and I almost choked coming outside. There was probably enough smoke in that little walk from the exit to the street to be compared to me smoking a full cigarette with a 2x2x2 box sealed around my head. AWESOME job the smoking ban is doing, haha.
I wonder what the difference in second hand smoke inhilation is when you compare the group of military guys crowded in line behind me, waiting to get into The Dizzy Rooster, puffing down their Camel Wides 2 weeks ago, and the blonde, sorority girl trying to hide her cigarette from prospective husbands, as she carefully drags it right next to me inside Chugging Monkey 2 years ago. I don't think I coughed either time. Jessica 1, second hand smoke 0.

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